Because if the government won't give us paid maternity leave, the least they can do is Venmo us $5,000 for dealing with this absolute circus.
This shirt says what we’re all thinking: if you're going to treat women like walking incubators, you better cough up some serious cash — and even then, it still won't cover the price of dignity, sanity, and daycare. Spoiler: $5,000 barely gets you through one month of diapers and existential dread.
Wear it. Mean it. Send the invoice.
(Also no, it's not "super croppy"...perfect length for a millenial French tuck).
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for added stability
- Boxy fit offers a relaxed, modern silhouette
- Vintage-style pigment dye colors
- Heavy fabric that ensures quality and longevity
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Because if the government won't give us paid maternity leave, the least they can do is Venmo us $5,000 for dealing with this absolute circus.
This shirt says what we’re all thinking: if you're going to treat women like walking incubators, you better cough up some serious cash — and even then, it still won't cover the price of dignity, sanity, and daycare. Spoiler: $5,000 barely gets you through one month of diapers and existential dread.
Wear it. Mean it. Send the invoice.
(Also no, it's not "super croppy"...perfect length for a millenial French tuck).
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for added stability
- Boxy fit offers a relaxed, modern silhouette
- Vintage-style pigment dye colors
- Heavy fabric that ensures quality and longevity
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
